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We Would Like To Stress That None Of These Items Are For Sale (WE GET THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!) GOOD!!!!!
These are high quality items, and are placed here with the manufacturers concent, plus all the actors huhhhuuummmmmm!!!!!!


Dentures' Specks
Yes, the opportunity is here for you to own an authentic Dentures Copy of awsome Glasses. This fine replica is crafted from the finest coat hanger wire available from places as dignified as 'Pound Land' and even 'Pound Strecher'. The glass is crafted from the finest bottoms of milk bottles in the UK.

Price: 50.00
Number in stock: 0
A Poster
What a great idea, this is the poster advertising the teaser for the 6th movie. The "Yes, There's More" poster is the first incling that a sixth movie is on its way, hold onto your pants, because this promises to be the best of the bunch.

Price: 20.99
Number in stock: 0

A Campaign Poster, From a Movie, On Sale, Whatever!!!!!
More posters, but this one's better in my opinion. There's a much stronger message given, Dr. Knevil has a deep disliking for a certain Pete Blonde. Imagine this on your wall, MARVELLOUS don't you think!!!!!!

Price: 60.00
Number in Stock: 0 (these are just so bloody brilliant)
Wooden Stick
Have you ever had the cruel and unusual desire to beat Urko? Well now you can, with this official Urko 5 stick. This finely crafted piece of wood has been perfectly crafted to deal punishment to any rogue monkey. Happy Beating.

Price: 350.00
Number in Stock: 1(currently in use)


Venice, Italy

Ancient City of Venice, conquered by Dr. Knevil following the propegation of the Knevil Submarine Corps. Selling due to ongoing damp problems.

Price: £50.45

Number in Stock: 1

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Detailed description of a product. This description could include: Basic information about the line of products and any information that you might use to describe your product. $ 19.95